Dear Neighbor:
Sure, Tom Petty's great.
But did you know that being forced to listen to Tom Petty's Greatest
Hits over and over and over for weeks on end is actually recognized
as a form of torture under international law? It's true!
Of course, it's a free
country – you have every right to stand your ground, or seek out
good love (which, God only knows, is hard to find). But how about
indulging just once per day? As it stands, it's gotten so my friends
don't come around here no more, and I'm getting close to a breakdown.
Sometimes I just have to flee the building, and I shouldn't have to
live like a refugee.
Or how about using
headphones if one dose of the Pettster isn't enough? Am I chasing
down a dream, here? I don't think so -- there is an easy way
out!
Thanks!
- YOUR NEIGHBORS
2 comments:
That is Fantastic! Your neighbor is lucky to have you, as a neighbor. Good luck breaking free of the Pettster! :)
I love Tom Petty.
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