Great Titles in Literature, Optimized for the Intertubes

Like everyone else in online publishing, at AlterNet we obsess about getting content picked up by your searches.

And I can say that this, over at McSweeney's, is just perfect:

GREAT LITERATURE RETITLED TO BOOST WEBSITE TRAFFIC.

BY MIKE LACHER

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7 Awesome Ways Barnyard Animals Are Like Communism

The 11 Stupidest Things Phonies Do To Ruin The World

8 Surprising Ways West Egg Is Exemplary Of The Hollowness Of The American Dream

6 Shockingly Evil Things The Turn-Of-The-Century Meatpacking Industry Doesn't Want You To Know

5 Insane Ways London Could Become a Dystopia (And How It's Not That Far From Reality)

1 Weird Thing Caddy Smells Like

Did you get 'em all? I didn't.